My love! :]

Best Conversation EVER between me and my love. <3

Phillip: 

sdfxcghj

Me: 

alkjshdgahweihasdv

Phillip: 

NO!

Me: 

>:[

Fight me!

Phillip:

>.<

NO!

Me:

Awww!!! He's so cuteeee.

And yeah.

Fight me.

Phillip:

ILL SLIT UR THROAT

WITH A BUTTER KNIFE

Me:

I'll castrate you mofo...

Phillip:

GO AHEAD AND TRY

u wont get near it

CUASE ILL KILL U

Me:

Mhmm. Sureeee. I'm irresistible. Besides, I know where you live. I'll get you in your sleep.

Phillip:

i dont sleep

im noctrual

Me:

Which means you do sleep.. during the day.

Phillip:

no i dont sleep EVER

Me:

So then why'd you say you were nocturnal? Liar. But either way... I'm a fucking ninja. I'll win.

Phillip:

u cant outninja me

Me:

Pfft. Bitch, it's already been done.

Phillip:

tis impossiable

Me:

Mhmm. You just don't want to admit to yourself that you lost.

You got beat. By a girl.

Shame.

Phillip:

NO!

NIGGA ILL CAP U

Me:

So now you're sexist? Bitch... we be fightin'.

Phillip:

u dont understand, u cant kill a TUFF GHOST

IM ALREADY DEAD BITCH!

=]

Me:

I'm a goddamn zombie. I've been to hell and back. Aint no ghost gonna stop me.

Phillip:

pshhh u can hit somthing thats invisable

zombies r solid im not

IM PLASMA

Me:

I'm a fucking ninja zombie... in case you forgot. I can do anything better than you. 

Phillip:

pshhh

Me:

Okay. You doubt me. But you'll see when you become castrated.

Phillip:

GOOD LUCK

Me:

I don't need it. It's already been done. Dun dun DUNNNNN!!!!!!!

Phillip:

NO U HAVENT ITS STILL THERE TRUST ME I CHECK EVERYTIME I PEE

Me:

Did you just pee within the last two seconds or something??

Phillip:

=]

Me:

I hope you went to the toilet instead of just peeing your pants.

Or taking it out and peeing right there.

Ewww. I just thought of... ewwww.

Phillip:

I DIDNT EVEN PEE

ha

Me:

Nice. So you're just randomly playing with it while talking to me. This makes me feel really comfortable.

Phillip:

NO

eww no

no no no

i just know its my man abilitys to know if its there

we just know

Me:

Mhmm. Just admit you're playing with yourself.

Phillip:

NO

Me:

Okay then. Don't admit it. But I know the truth.

Phillip:

omg

so i see u like my comment

Me:

I almost died from laughter.

It's hard to believe, ya know?

Phillip:

>:[